The Shift (5.0 Stars)

Friday, 19 March 2015

I was fortunate to see this movie with a friend who invited me to tag along. My mother has been a hospital nurse her whole life, so I really got into it.

It was also great that there wasn't any profanity or nudity in it. This is a movie that all ages can see without skriming in their chairs from the bad language. The little girl who was dying was great as well as some of the other patients like the big man dying of heart attack and the homeless bum yelling at the desk nurse.

Yes, I give it two thums up. My only critical point would be that it was not long enough. If it was longer, it could have been in the movie theaters.

I would like to have seen what happened to the head male nurse who was arrested in the end. He was really the best in the whole movie.

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Seed (0.5 Stars)

Why dose Uwe Boll keep making movies? seriously they terrible and Seed isn't anything different from his other work that's covered in horse sh't.

The story to Seed is about a mass murderer, is sentenced to death and electrocuted three times on the electric chair. Finally, they declare the still breathing man dead and bury him alive. After he bites and claws his way to the surface he takes revenge on those who wronged him.

I hate Uwe Boll, he's like the Hitler of cinema. To those who don't know, Uwe in real life sounds like a big A-hole and that's coming from the people who worked with him and how horrible and rude he was. So him and his movies are both very sh't.

I would compare Seed to the god awful that was The Human Centipede 2, both films are mindless gore that leads to nowhere and the pure ugliness that is both films.

Proof that Uwe Boll is a total dick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPgkwRvC1ZM

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Kingsman: The Secret Service (4.0 Stars)

Hello and welcome to Short Paragraph Review #3 (SPR for short!). Today, I look at Kingsmen: The Secret Service!

Ready. Set. GO!!

Kingsman is absolutely fun. Based on the comic by Mark Millar and directed by Matthew Vaughn (kick-Ass), Kingsmen has the same over the top vibe like Kick-Ass but with secret agents instead of wanna be superheroes and it works really good with the film making fun of the spy genre while also paying tribute to the old spy films including James Bond with a fun twist on the whole "Bond gets the girl" moment that was hilarious. The action is great with Matthew's direction going nuts on guns and knives all over the set-pieces with Gazelle, the chick with the shoe blades, being a huge show-stealer alongside with Samuel Jackson and Colin Firth on delivering some very badass moments including the scene where Colin Firth beats the sh*t out of religious fanatics, which it gave me a huge "F*CK YEAH" moment in the theater. There are a few problems like the pacing being a bit sluggish and the story being completely predictable with an obvious third climax but the manic fun, crazy action, wonderful performances and just the sheer great surprise moments all make up for it. Kingsman is a "Kick-Ass" experience (no pun intended) and I recommend this to anyone for a mood on action comedy films until the big boys come out.

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Life According to Sam (4.5 Stars)

What a remarkable boy that Sam Berns was.

Life According to Sam tells the story about Sam Berns when he had progeria, a progressive aging disorder so rare that fewer than 250 children in the world had it at the time. Little was known about the disease, and all children with progeria died of heart attack or stroke at an average age of 13. Told there was no treatment or cure, they refused to accept that as the final verdict.

Now normally I'm not such a big fan of doc*mentary's but a couple of times I will find a interesting and enjoyable one time to time, but I don't really watch that much Doc*mentary's. But what really got me interested in Life According to Sam is the fact when Sam Berns sadly passed away in January 2014 and I heard nothing but great and inspiring things from this kid and a Doc*mentary about him made me inserted to know more from Sam and boy dose this Doc*mentary do it well.

I won't lie but this movie or Doc*mentary if you like to call almost brought me into little tears, yeah I know it's not very manly to admit cracking up in a couple of scenes but since I've always got to be honest when it comes to movie I won't lie that this only most brought me into tears.

Sean Fine and Andrea Nix did a excellent job directing this Doc*mentary with much care and effort that made this more effective to me.

For problems I didn't really have any to be honest. And the reason why I'm not going to give it 5/5 start's is because it's great but not on the level of oh my god this is amazing 5/5 star's, but it's still good without a doubt and if you had the chance to watch this then go ahead it may not be a easy watch sometimes but it's still worth checking.

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